“A little bit of what you
fancy does you good.”
(Or so it should.)
Stephen Lawrence weblog
GNOMES AND A HAIKU
Some people fake their own death,
I’m faking my life.
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The purpose of life is to
make art possible.
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Dad gives advice to his son:
“Don’t piss off your wife.”
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I am an exact copy
of the man I am.
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I want love and sex.
Coffee is sex; tea is love.
I want sex and love.
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a place where matter becomes
probability
The universe duplicates
every time we look.
There is not single now, now.
And there never was.
Time keeps everything from
happening at once.
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I can see water. I see
buildings. Oh my god.
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your entire life is structured
by death’s imminence
Rented a tent, a tent, a tent.
Rented a tent, a tent, a tent.
Rented a tent.
Rented a tent.
Rented a rented a tent.
A drunk woman at the Wheatsheaf introduced herself to me as Anna, and, before I’d rejoined others at the bar three minutes later, she told me that she loved me. Her kind comment lost its credibility later when she fell off a chair.
One of the best lines of the long campaign was by the shadow minister for health, who, before Tony Abbott turned up late to a debate, joked: “I could do an impression of him if it helps.”
Howard appeared old and cynical throughout. One faux pas was described generously by a commentator as Howard dealing with “the semantics of a politically difficult moment.
The swing against the government was decisive and consistent. For nearly a year polls had shown this. Occasional sample surveys produced equivocal results — some commentators ignored these, and even implied that a survey only has credibility if it’s not erratic — but I suspect these late polls were a media beat-up, pretending it would be close to sell papers on election eve.
I want to see nothing ever again of John Howard. I hope, though, that he will always painfully regret he didn’t resign a year ago while he was on top. But instead, against advice (since the 1980s, Howard has been a one-man band) he stayed on — and he will be remembered as the one who cast the Liberal Party into the wilderness for half a generation.
Indeed, the next day a radio commentator said Howard crashed the car then handed Costello the keys. (Costello immediately threw them away, and resigned himself.)