THE PRIME MINISTER ON OUR RELATIONSHIP WITH INDONESIA

We are very close.
I don’t think anyone could
argue otherwise.

The Tokyo Married Coitus Championships

Breaking news from the Tokyo Married Coitus Championships: A scandal has come to light concerning the popular Shimada couple, who have turned out to be in a long-term de facto relationship, after a forged marriage certificate was produced by Katsukiro Shimada's brother.

Humans are the optimum size to see up and down the quantum. This puts us in a unique position to develop an understanding of the whole.

THE PRIME MINISTER ON WORKPLACE REFORM

These industrial
changes are significant
but not radical.

Four notes

• Australian Mutual: “We want what you want. Your money.”
• On the 10:30 news: “High petrol prices will lead to consumers paying more.”
• From an earnest feminist on ABC radio: “We don’t want to see women becoming invisiblised.”
• On Media Watch: “Hi, I’m Liz Jackson. And I’m as good as it gets.”

THE PRIME MINISTER ON WAGE INEQUALITY

We’ll get more jobs and
across the community
higher real wages.


THE PRIME MINISTER ON WORKPLACE REFORM

These industrial
changes are significant
but not radical.

CONDOLEEZZA TAKES A DIFFERENT COURSE IN THE MIDDLE EAST

We’re now pursuing
democracy rather than
just stability.