Some cool litcrit bunkum, in an article postulating a “primary state of flows, energies as yet not bound to representations,” including reference to:

• the act of symbolisation
• the act of cultural formation
• all identities being contingent
• all identity being transferential
• symptom convergence
• interpellation
• a radical rejection of otherness
• nations being collectively upheld fantasies
• colonial founding trauma

RUMSFELD URGES ACTION

Iraq’s leaders should
write a new Constitution
and get on with it.

Soon on Discovery Channel:

• “The Rhino: Nature’s Mistake.”
• “Endoscope. Take the Journey.”

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RUMSFELD ON MAKING PEACE WITH TERRORISTS

“It don’t work that way.
You feed the alligator,
hope it eats you last?”

Our Prime Minister added:
“I have a similar view.”