FOUR HAIKU, 25 Jun

CHENEY ON BIN LADEN

We know where he is—
not his street address but we’re
making progress.

CHENEY ON IRAQ

Conflict is intense
because the terrorists won’t
accept they’re defeated.

RUMSFELD ON IRAQ

Anyone who says
we’ve lost the war or are losing
the war is not right.

RUMSFELD OFFERS HIS RESIGNATION

I have done this twice,
he has not accepted it
and that is his call.